Putin’s peace talks negotiator claimed Russians have extra chromosome
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Kid falls into sewer system, rescue team calls off the search in the afternoon until next day at 06:30 AM, random guy jumps in and rescues the kid.
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Is it normal to cum urine?
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Do blind people train their assistant dogs to coach them when performing a blowjob? 1 woof left, 2 woofs right? 3 woofs duck for cum?
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Is poor the new rich?
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Problem? Yea? Well shove that shit deep in your ass LIKE A MAN
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When Jesus Christ Cums, does he turn his cum into beautiful white butterflies that fly heavenly?
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If I microwave a fly and cum, will Jeff Goldbum appear?
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TIL: Only brake check the rich. They have proper insurance and better premiums.
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